The Ultimate Broski

Hey guys.  Sorry for the lack of updates.  I honestly forgot this thing existed.  I think it’s because we live in a world with so much social media and instant stuff that I forget that actual homepages exist as a way to get information out there.  Generally I now hear about new things from the twitter and the book of faces and I forget about thigns like this.  But NO LONGER!  APR: the website is back and we’re gonna start updating this mother.  And one day we’re gonna have a domain name!  As soon as one of us decides to drop the 20 bucks and not spend it on golf balls or ninja turtle action figures or something.

So….whats new…

Trying to get the APR podcast back off the ground.  We put that mother on hiatus a while back but its really kind of hard getting everyone together all at once to be able to start recording.  We’ll see.  We have a bunch of new topics ready and want to retouch on some of the older topics as well.

We’ve done a few new short films since our last update.  A few contest videos and random weirdness.  First up is “The Ultimate Broksi of the Week”


We shot this as a tribute to the WWE Wrestler Zack Ryder.  He runs a weekly web show over on the WWE Youtube page and has a segment entitled “Broksi of the Week”.  The segment calls for a 30 second clip asking why you should be considered the biggest Zack Ryder fan.  30 seconds…we shot a 5 minute short film.  Give us an inch…we fuck the cat.

We didn’t make it on his show.  Not sure if its because it was too long or because he decided were just too fucking awesome to be on his show.  You be the judge.  Its an odd video.  If you’re not a wrestling fan you MIGHT not understand.  But watch anyway and comment, subscribe, like, and share with your friends so we can make that millions of dollars they always talk about on them chat shows with the Lady who is all like “Heeeeeeeey”.

Lookit that ball droppin’ broksi.  He done did went and dropped that hot airport road ball.  Could’a had that ball all over your show.  Could’a got that APR sweetness.  Could’a.  Should’a.  Fucked.

But nah, i got no beef.  I still cheer when he comes out.  And you should too.  We’ve done some more short films but I’ll do a write-up of those a little later.  Right now I need to go eat a burrito or something and go back to sleep.  Enjoy you day, everyone.  Peace!

 

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The Woods 3

The Woods 3

 

Sorry about the delay in posting this here.  Ive been having many a computer issues lately.  But here it is.  Our newest Short Film.  The Woods 3

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The Woods 3

We began production on “The Woods 3”.  Rob and I went into the woods and I ran around like an idiot in full Dragonbear costume.  At one point both of us were sitting on the ground shooting a scene when we discovered we were both COMPLETELY covered in ticks.  We both now have Lyme Disease.  We truely sacrifice everything for our art.

Here are some pictures from the shoot

 

 

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APR: the Podcast episode 23

Episode 23.  Birthday Cake Soup, AT-ATs, Lyme Disease, Childhood Torture.  Its all covered in this podcast.

APR: the podcast episode 23

Also, the link to the Cyclops rob was speaking of….here

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APR: the Podcast episodes 21 and 22

Hey Guys. Just got done recording the new APR: the Podcast. Episode 22! In this episode we discuss Rob’s fear of Whales, how Aaron’s inner ear was once violated, The Colonel’s sleepy time protection shroud, and Walt and Ben’s magic Chainsaw hands. This podcast is so packed with DLC that its literally overflowing out of every orifice.

Download Episode 22

And also I’m archiving episode 21. The VIDEO GAME MOVIES PODCAST EXTRAVAGANZA!

Download Episode 21

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APR the Podcast episode 20! and more archived.

Hey sorry for the delay.  Been working on some shit.  Here are some more of the podcasts, including our newest episode number 20.  In number 20 we watch a double feature of “I Spit on your Grave” and the remake of “I Spit on your Grave.”  If you dont know, these movies are all about some rape.  Rape and revenge.  What an odd topic.

APR: the Podcast episode 18

APR: the Podcast episode 19

APR: the Podcast episode 20

Right on.  Enjoy.

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Uploaded some more shorts.

Sup guys.  I was looking at our youtube and realized that some videos are missing and some videos are in total shit quality so I decided to do some uploads.  Now available on youtube…JU-ON JUSTIN.  The first thing we ever shot.  Filmed the night we bought our first camera.  I think it was also the night we first saw JU-ON: the Grudge.

Also, Night Dark.  We shot it for a 60 second film contest.  We had 2 hours before the deadline.  This is what we did.  We didn’t win.  But we got an amazing short that we plan on remaking one day.


more to come.

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NEW APR PODCAST and more archived.

Sup guys. Finished editing the newest APR podcast. Sorry it took so long to post but I’ve been really busy our sister podcast “Dispatches from the Weird” and various other personal businesses that I needed to take care of . Yeah, I take care of bidness.

Anyway, here is episode 17 of APR. We discuss all of our MMORPG experiences, favorite MMOs, least favorite MMOs, MMOs that should exist, etc. Hope you enjoy it. You can also listen to it while you’re playing your MMO of choice. Just a suggestion.

APR: The Podcast episode 17

Also, here is the rest of our backlog of APR podcasts. All 17 are now available for download on this site. BOOYAH!

APR: The Podcast episode 11
APR: The Podcast episode 12
APR: The Podcast episode 13
APR: The Podcast episode 14
APR: The Podcast episode 15
APR: The Podcast episode 16

(p.s. – I lost episode 16.  I’ll find it and post it here as soon as I can.) Uploaded!

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Moar podcasts

Sup guys. Tryign to post our entire backlog of podcasts. Here are episodes 3-10. I’ll be posting the rest here as soon as I upload them.

Episode 3 is about 80’s nostalgia.
Episode 4 is 90’s nostalgia.
Episode 5 is Star Trek vs Star Wars.
Episode 6 is all about Wrestling.
Episode 7 is our Favorite Horror Movie podcast.
Episode 8 is part 1 of our 16bit gaming podcast.
Episode 9 is part 2 of our 16bit gaming podcast.
Episode 10 is part 1 of our Comic Books podcast.

APR: The Podcast episode 3
APR: The Podcast episode 4
APR: the Podcast episode 5
APR: the Podcast episode 6
APR: the Podcast Episode 7
APR: the Podcast Episode 8
APR: the Podcast Episode 9
APR: the Podcast Episode 10

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APR: the Podcast, Episode 2

Episode 2. We discussed Movie Superhero Costumes, Entertainment news, and What exactly happened at the end of Superman 1.

APR the Podcast episode 2

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